War breaks out: 5 adults must die (cakes) Collect 100 potato Leaves from the vine: Forage 50 foragables well, Sucks to be you: Die! (deathcake) Dance on someone sgrave Is this a gang?: have 3 friends a good witch: Choose crop growth A late witch?: forget the meeting (oops) Help out a ghost Watch a bloodmoon become a vampire (you may only leave your house if its dark) Its not you, its...wait it is: DIVORCE! (or death cake) Cause a happy halloween Tempered hearts: Become BFFS with temperence Town's grandma: be nice to everyone and give gifts Congratulations, everyone hates you now: Insult everyone in town Attend a wedding Here, fishy, fishy: Catch 100 fish Booting up the game: Catch 20 boots. Congrats! But why is the rum gone?: make a gold star wine Don't forget who raised you: Have your kid become mayor Visenya sends her regards: Marry someone related to you Max out a skill Praise the Absolute!: Sacrafice the youngest adult Attend a festival A bad witch: curse someone Buy a pig Get a farm animal (excludes pets) Have a baby where is that fairy?!: Kill your child/heir Lose 1,000 money Collect 10 Pumpkins Orphan and adopt a child Change it up: Turn one of the settings on and another off Destorying happiness: Kill a couple on their wedding Make a friend Cinnamon, please: Make hot chocolate This is a bad idea: Become enemies with Astra You won't live long anyway!: Become a enemy with one of the founding elders before they die Collect 5 lobsters, LOL Diamonds are a villager's best friend: You may only propose with the most expensive ring 10,000 steps in 1700: Your current heir cant use the fast travel boards Insult a child Raise a horrible child with one bad trait Get married Oh, dear: Eat the first fish you catch Revolution breaks out: Kill the mayor Raise a perfect child: only good traits Attend a funeral Get sick You wouldn't understand: dye your clothes black Homecooked horrors: Only eat homemade food Buy a cat This is not Stardew Valley: send your kid to work or profit from your spouse Win a festival Learn a new skill point Booktok in old ages: Marry your enemy Die of a illness Butcher a animal That won't grow back: Get rid of all your trees This is not BG3: No save reloading. Lose a festival Mushrooms: Eat the first mushroom you find in fall Kick out your child Buy a dog It's not much but it's honest work: propose with the worst ring Get drunk Kill your spouse Jack the Ripper: Kill all of Jack's spouses if he gets married Upgrade your house Make a enemy Now i can retire:) :Earn 10,000 coins A neutral witch: choose fertility Give someone randomized a deathcake Whomp, whomp: demolish your barn or coop Hay now, you're a builder: Get a coop/barn This cannot be healthy: Only eat tavern food That darned whale!: At sundays, scream at the ocean