[Intential game design] (pls get the joke) (note: Min. Creadr.) A screaming seal kills ur ears and you die (note: Damn it you seal) Wanted by police (note: Tf you even did) Die when you sleep randomly (note: Looks like your stuck in your dream... FOREVER..) you survived! :D (note: Hooray your immortal) Idk how but you just die (note: 💀) U like someone but they breakup with u and ur embarrassed (note: Damn who did you Like for ts to happen) U wear a maid dress and u die (note: It aint that serious😭😭😭😭😭😭) Stole my chicken nuggets (note: Dw guys I don't eat that anymore) Die of age (note: This is most likely to happen) Car crash (note: Go back to flying.) Everyone have a crush on u and you suffocate because too many people near u because they like you (note: Bro you is NOT that hot 😭) Mommy keeps telling you to do homework and you die of stress and frustration (note: Do them chores lad!) A woman walked on the street and started dancing uncontrollably in 1580. (note: imagine if your Moves looked ass 😭) My dad farted (note: Yall acting like a tiny fart would send the orbital cannon) Taped to a wall but they forgot to untape you so you died idk how (note: Why did you even allow them to tape you to a wall in the first place?) Emotional damage (note: Ok so 😭) Missed a platform and fell Into the void resulting in death (note: THIS COUNTS EMOTIONALLY 😭😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦) You brought limited time shoes and they got dirty as soon as you used them and you die bc depression (note: NOOOO THE SHOES) Neptune crashes into earth even though its 4.3413 billion kilometers away and you die (note: Why Neptune tho why not mars?🤔) You got pregnant and died at birth (note: Save the apple tree not the apple ☹️) You pee your pants in class and u get embarrassed then you die (note: Your bladder isnt bladdering) Struck by stormbringer (lighting) (note: WHAT) Your e-kittens betray u and u die (note: How EVERYONE thinks will happen as SOON as you get on discord) Ran over by car and got farted on (note: NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭) You are a pick me and all the boys hate you so you die of depression (note: Chill bruh just be a pick me for girls 😂) Hantavirus (note: Man 😭😭😭😭😭) You broke all them bones (note: Your a good test subject) You die but like you don't but like you do (note: What?) Furry infection (note: ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS YOUR JUST SOMEONE WITH EARS AND A TAIL) You Were shot for no reason (note: Lets hope your like really fat so it doesnt kill you) Anger (note: Don't test my anger buddy.. Don't get me MAD 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬) Heartbroken BECAUSE of a game/video (note: Bro ragequitted) Ascension (note: Bro is him 😂🙏) You drown in water (note: NOT anything else JUST water. Got that?) Someone ragebaitted you to death (note: Block button: what about meeeee what about me me me 😢😢😢) You die in a doomed ship way (note: I shouldve chased you I should be who your engaged to ahh death) You get turned into a banana, peeled, then turned back to a human (note: Who came up with this?) You get sentenced to be a dog for Eternity (note: a CUTE fluffy fat cuddly dog with a nice owner! ❤️) Public execution (note: Welp...thats it for you..) ITS ALL YUR FAUKT MOM 😡😡😡😡😡 (note: MOM HOW DARE U 💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭) Dont leave me here. But ill wait forever. (note: Oh my gosh guys... This wheel is POSSESSED!!!!) You have obcd and die cuz to much fat (note: I kinda have ocd! You mean oBcd.. *offensive looking stare*) You get merged with the gods of gold (note: Hey atleast your grave is rich) You get stuck in a claw machine and get your Head cut off (note: So how we feeling after this?) Starvation (note: Sorry for the long wait here's some food 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧) Pen (note: You get to pick how this goes..) The Z!LLY GU33!3Z teenagers jump you for calling them corny (note: SLIMED 😭) Cancelation (note: WHAT FID YOUBDO) You somehow obtain every virus in the world (note: They ganged up on you)