Common (note: Wow you exist) Uncommon (note: Not really anything to be proud of) Ordinary (note: "Aw dang it") Rare (note: Good job I suppose) Exquisite (note: Nice) Lucky (note: I can't stop winning!) Exceptional (note: Wow so cool. You're still at the tip of the gambling iceberg though.) Remarkable (note: This is so remarkable I could remark on it) Unique (note: Alright, you're officially in the gambler league. Still not pro though.) Legendary (note: You are probably addicted by now. Or, this could just have happened instantly.) Extraordinary (note: Not extra ordinary, extraordinary. Seriously though, good job. This most likely took you a long time.) Mythical (note: DANG. You really should take a break.) Godly (note: HOW?? AND WHY?? You are nuts. Seek help now.) Ultimate (note: Welcome to the under 1% rarities. You are insane. Good luck on rolling something higher.) Incommensurable (note: Do yourself a favor and STOP GAMBLING. I didn't think anyone would get this far.) Transcendent (note: Ok. That's enough. Please just stop.) Unbelievable (note: Welcome to the land of no lifers. You are a no lifer. Welcome to the club.) IMPOSSIBLE (note: You win. Go do something else. This is the final and rarest rarity.)