They don’t know how to cook They have a horrible laugh They’re allergic to literally EVERYTHING They’re a YouTuber that makes 24 hour videos They hit on your friends They have the personality of a dictionary They’re broke They have ethical objections for everything They use humor as a defense mechanism They’re racist They have the “dont stop for fatties” bumper sticker They’re an anti-Vaxer they wait until marriage to kiss you They listen to true crime podcasts They initiate conversations with strangers everywhere you go They say curse words in every sentence They are the loudest chewer ever Thanksgiving is their favorite holiday Their favorite celebrity is Andrew Tate… They bring their parents on your dates They have a criminal record They HATE dogs and cats They say “I love you” on the first date They’re from a foreign country They smoke. Everyday. They’re a furry… They have like 4 dogs They’re so competitive they turn sleeping into a contest They CANT take a good picture They’re vegan They hate pizza They never passed 8th grade They have BAD acne They think not bathing at all brings out a “clean natural scent”… They text you every 5 minutes They like Dungeons and Dragons They have tattoos everywhere They have “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” mugs They make you cook for them every night They hum while they pee They’re VERY talkative They don’t wash dishes. Ever. They don’t care about fast fashion They say “I’m Hungies” when they’re hungry They say “stop being dramatic” after everything you say Their personality is whoever they’re dating They’re EXTREMELY critical They hang out with your friends without you They make “a day in my life” tiktok videos They collect stuffed animals They have a unibrow They prefer soggy cereal They call their mom “mommy” They don’t think climate change is real They’re a pyromaniac They’re taller than you They’re stronger than you They have a superiority complex They think essential oils cure disease